While Captain Spaulding might have been rejected by almost everyone, even the devil, he sure is a hit around Halloween! Whether you're dressing up for a party or you're hosting a Halloween fight night, you'll love acting out as this classic character created by Rob Zombie. That is until Captain Spaulding opens his mouth. A skull detailed bowtie is the only thing that hints to onlookers that they'd better be on their guard. A matching satin texture suit flaunts both red and white stripes as well as patriotic stars. It's all about attitude with this character. Though his dark demeanor is subtle enough when it comes to his costume. We can't imagine that this famous clown from the Devils Rejects and House of 1000 Corpses would feel at home making animal balloons at a kid's birthday party. Jumbo the Clown, Sr Vice President of Clowns Inc Product Details Please take this rejection letter knowing that we admire your dedication to clowning. We're impressed by your experience, running the Museum of Monsters and Madmen seems like quite the responsibility and creative outlet, though we're not sure what that dark tourist attraction has to do with our family-friendly cooperation. And while we're sure there is a place for your threatening demeanor elsewhere, we feel it would be a challenge to place you with any of our clients at this time. Unfortunately, parents don't find dark humor as funny when it is unfurling at their children's birthday parties. We are currently closing our application process for scary, unhinged clowns at the moment. Thank you for applying at Clowns Incorporated! We appreciate the time you took to consider us, we know there are many clown companies looking for talent out there in today's day and age.
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